13. Dean & Roman as requested by Anonymous
"If I told you what I was,
Would you turn your back on me?
And if I seem dangerous,
Would you be scared?
I get the feeling just because,
Everything I touch isn’t dark enough
If this problem lies in me”
The intrusive medical jargon of the…
Fic Reblobs from my RP hidey-hole ;u;
no not really how much muse beefy men tossing each other around the ring can provide you with haha~
You will believe in Dean Ambrose after watching this (if you don’t already). Follow me, and you’ll occasionally be treated to similar videos regarding various aspects of pro-wrestling.
Another gloriously honest spot-on assessment of why Dean Ambrose is the pinnacle of WWE’s talent pool as of to date.
Long story short, this writer, this narrator is practically the one this fandom truly deserves, looking at the product with the same loving, wide-eye wonderment we all had when we were first introduced to it yet able to break it down intelligently without running off into biased territory.
All my support. All of it.
Roman Rises! Exploring what makes Reigns so awesome, and how he better communicates his character OFF the mic. An honest, ultimately celebratory look at the WWE’s future.
Thank you! Have a nice day!
"In continuing to push him, the WWE would be wise to understand that not every star gets over through oratory genius. Some like Roman just need to walk into the room”
The best, most unbiased assessment of Roman’s strengths and weaknesses I have ever seen from a storytelling narrative, which is what I, as a longtime fan and person in the creative industry finds so compelling about wrestling to begin with.
That he mentions Roman’s allure being his complete mastery of visual language (The very same thing Pacific Rim as a whole was lauded for) from pose to expressions is so spot-on it’s terrifying and reassuring at the same time that there are people who actually //get// Roman’s character and it is brilliant.
Highly encouraged for fans and non-fans (Because it’s apparently cool to hate on Roman now) alike.
Tykebomb JoJo layin’ on the charm thick with Uncle Dean.
Thinks he should smile a bit more often.
Don’t tell him I agree.She’s got a new favorite uncle now thanks to an entire morning’s worth of bonding over 90’s cartoons and enough cereal to choke a Trix Rabbit and y’know, I’m not complaining all too much.
Adorabooboo arts from my RP blobs! eue
Because Dean Ambrose and Joelle together is stupid adorable.
ROMAN PLEASE TAKE THIS TINY FRAGILE THING AWAY FROM HIM HE MIGHT BREAK IT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BUT HE MIGHT OHGOD HE COULD DROP IT.
More daily FMA/WWE!AU doodles.
2nd Lt. Chris Jericho
told you he was a perfect Jean Havocand Lt. Col. Antonio Cesaro.
Doodlethings from my Roman Reigns RP blob hehe.
The current list as it stands:
Roy - Daniel Bryan 'The Amestrian Dragon'
Riza - Brie Bella 'Valkyrie'
Havoc - Chris Jericho
Fuery - Joey Styles 'The Voice of Amestris'
Armstrong - The Rock 'The Battlefield Bull'
Falman - ?
Breda - Dolph Ziggler
Hughes - Antonio Cesaro
Maria Ross - Becky Lynch
Rebecca Catalina - Nikki Bella
Charlie - Seth Rollins 'Eagle of Ishbal'
Darius/Al - Dean Ambrose (Pit Bull) 'Bargeist'
Heinkel/Ed - Roman Reigns (Wolf) 'Gevaudan'
Jerso - Sami Zayn (Caracal) 'Bodmin'
Zampano - Adrian Neville (Stag) ‘Qilin’
Winry Rockbell - Bayley
Olivier Armstrong - Tamina Snuka
Buccaneer - ?
Miles - Kofi Kingston
Father - Bray Wyatt
Pride - Hunter Hemsley
Lust - Stephanie McMahon
Greed - Wade Barrett
Envy - Randy Orton
Sloth - Khali
Wrath - Dave Batista
Gluttony - Ryback (FEED ME >8U) OR Mark Henry
Solf Kimbley - Edge OR Kane
Woot Woot. Stories later.
So weird things happened on my Photoshop.
I could think of an entire AU for these guys haha.
A WWE/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover where The Shield is Col. Daniel 'Amestrian Dragon' Bryan’s Black Ops unit comprising of Dean Ambrose (A former murder convict who agreed to scientific testing not realizing that The Authority’s researchers were experimenting with creating Chimeras), Roman Reigns (Formerly Joseph Anoa’I, a halfblood Ishbalan rounded up during the genocide and experimented on—his condition unfortunately ostracizes him from his own people now and he clings to Dean, the only other he knows who’s suffered the procedure with him) and Seth Rollins (An Isbal war hero well-known for his mind for strategy and his sniping abilities, the only pure human of the three).
Dean is a Dog Chimera while Roman is a Wolf Chimera.
They’re integral to Col.Bryan’s mission to bring down Fuhrer King Hemsley’s authoritarian regime (Or just The Authority), even though their tactics are questionable most of the time.
I might draw more later. definitely need to draft out The Amestrian Dragon/Flame Alchemist, Daniel Bryan. (His alchemy mentor, Glen ‘Kane’ Jacobs has since defected to Fuhrer Hemsley’s side and can no longer be trusted)
Then likely his lieutenant
Jean Havoc Chris Jericho, Major Armstrong Dwayne Johnson (THIS TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ANOA’I FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS >8U) and Riza Hawkeye Brie Bella.
None are set in stone though (Except Jericho because he’s a perf Jean Havoc c’maahnn). If anyone has any suggestions, shoot them my way!
As a point of note, the filming for that segment with Ambrose was hackneyed as fuck.
Yes, there were no shots of Roman running backstage to help him out.
At the same time, there were no shots of him just standing there watching the Titantron either.
In fact, there are no shots of him or Cena at all during the entire segment.
Which is fucking weird whereas in normal situations when you have one guy on the Tron and some guy/guys in the ring (like Dean and Seth’s usual backforth), the camera will always pan back and forth between the two to catch the reaction on both sides.
This was literally a deliberate move on the cameramen or higher-up’s part, especially considering live reports which state that Roman and Cena did indeed run off to try and find Ambrose during that beatdown.
I don’t know why they did it, but fuck, they better have a good explanation because this RAW (including news that Paul Heyman for SOME REASON UNEXPLAINED is suddenly no longer with Cesaro despite this angle having been built since post-Wrestlemania) is turning out to be outright rubbish writingwise.
Hitting Rollins where it hurts.
Roman’s not gonna let you forget what you gave up for that briefcase, Seth.
Roman Reigns’ Superman Punch appreciation- Requested by: ambruhs
Dothraki Ballet as bought to you by Roman Reigns.